Funny thing:
Try this. This is, mildly, funny!
Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White-------because I'm cool like that
Black-------because that's how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------because I hate myself.
Purple------because I'm cool.
Gray--------because I was drunk
Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-----because I hate my family.
Brown------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None-------because I can't control myself
books Finished Punch! vol 2, read DearS vol 8, R.O.D. (Read or Dream) vol 1, and started Musashi #9, vol 9. I'm re-reading Sleeping with the Fishes.
clothes Fuschia pink turtleneck (subtle texture check design), blue denim jumper, black thigh-high boots, pink hair elastic on braid, turquoise (probably dyed howlite), pendant, silver feather with embedded turquoise chip earrings, green turquoise & silver band, turquoise & silver ring.
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